Thursday, September 17, 2009

H.W.Y.N.M. Sept. 16th - 26th

This post is in the series of the Hottest Women You’ll Never Meet. Seeing as how this is a site about fantasy sports, these women will almost certainly be 100% fictional. You may have run across them in various games, shows or what have you, but you’ve never actually met them. And you never will. Just sit back, read up and enjoy!

Name: King

First Appearance: 1992, Art of Fighting

Age: 24

Country of origin: France

Height: 5′9″

Weight: 128 lbs.

Hobbies: Billiards & collecting wine glasses

The shake: If you’ve ever wondered why you might find someone of the same sex attractive, King offers a much needed reprieve. Sure, you’re playing Art of Fighting and decide you’ll use the spry, smallish guy because you feel he’ll be quicker than most of the opponents you’d face. Or, you’re matched up against King and figure your much more powerful character will dominate the match. In either scenario, you can’t help but feel there’s something oddly off, but slightly intriguing about King. You’re not sure why his boyish good looks or pretty boy blond hairstyle are tugging at your heart strings, but they are and you feel a little uncomfortable. You keep playing though because you can’t help yourself. It’s not until King is finished by a power attack that all becomes right within your world again. At that critical moment, King’s shirt bursts open revealing that King is a she and she’s got some pretty nice game up top. At this point, you now play the game to see if you can make it happen again… and again. It’s that curious ambiguity that gets King a spot here and if you felt even remotely attracted to King as a guy, then obviously you’re heels over head for her as a woman.

Deal Breaker?: King likes to maintain the appearance of guy… but a really sexy guy.

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